Well, i am currently in Sacramento, CA but i will be heading to Fresno later today, i just had to tell of my adventure last night getting here.
Ok, it started when I got my ticket and the person who had gotten my ticket put it under the name JJ Yount, I dont know if you know this or not, but they airport folks dont enjoy names on tickets and names on ID's not matching. So, the lady security gives me a hard time but lets me through but one of my traveling companions, Rusty, was not as lucky as I. They patted him down, checked his bags, and swabbed his shows and such, checking for any "explosive" chemicals and such. We eventually got to our gate, just as they were boarding, at which point my other traveling companion, John, decides he wants to go get some food before getting on the plan. Against much discouragement he went and got food, so i waiting on him. He got back just before they were closing the door to the plane so we just made it.
The flight it self was to Las Vegas and it was a fairly uneventful flight except one thing. The crew was very entertaining and i am probably going to be way out of line with this one. They were all male and completely feminine and absolutely absurd but made for some good stories. the funniest thing was when we landed we hear over the intercom, "aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, we've made it!", he goes through the usual landing info and then says, "be careful as you open your overhead bin because lets face it folks, shift happens!" say that out loud and imagine what is sounds like. that is only the tip of the iceberg of that crew, lol
We got to Vegas and got off the plane to be told that our next flight was delayed by and hour or two. after a long time in the airport, next to the slot machines, not joking, we boarded and headed to Sacramento. As we get in the air, for those of you who frequent planes you know the potential bumpiness of flight, well apparently the lady across the aile from us did not. every single time there was a "bump" or "shift" of the plane i heard, "OH S&*T!" The pilot told us as we flew that we were in for some bumps and turbulence. As we were landing it as a pretty bumpy decent and I hear, "Can he not just fly above or below this?!" as if the pilot can see the wind. There was several more four letter words said aloud and such but as we hit the run way this lady is braced, arms fully extended and clasping the seat in front of her and left leg up against the seat as well, say, "oh god! oh god! oh god!" the entire time. I am probably a jerk but by friends and i could not help but laugh the whole time, not aloud mind you just to each other, haha.
anyways, i just thought i would share some of the wonderful traveling events, haha
